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Internationally acclaimed kitty supermodel, media mogul and feline style icon Tabs the cat burst onto the kitty modeling scene in 2007 with a fur-bulous feature spread in the pages of makeup and charm Blog. because then, Tabs has gone on to become the one-and-only true, plus-size kitty supermodel in the biz. Others imitate, but Tabs reigns supreme. His massive, incomparable portfolio of much more than 700 kitty modeling jobs is only overshadowed by his girth.

As you know, it’s new York fashion Week, so Tabs has been extra busy.

And extra fussy.

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Before the shows this morning, we went to his favorite burrito joint — a hidden hole in the wall in Brooklyn that only the most stylish foodies know about. Honestly, I can’t even share the name or address with you because it’s that secret (Tabs is scared it’ll get out on Yelp, and then pretty soon the place would be swamped).

So, at the place, Tabs purchased a kitty burrito and actually snapped at the burrito girl. “Mrow!” I know guacamole is extra! then he picked up his burrito with his mouth and stormed out.

Purr usual, I had to apologize for his impolite behavior; I paid the bill and included a generous tip.

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Yup, that’s my job — cleaning up after that cat’s messes.

The tension of fashion Week is really getting to him… In fact, yesterday, as I was working out to a Jillian Michaels DVD in my hotel room, Tabs barged in and started complaining about my form!

Apparently, he’s studying to become a personal trainer now, as if all of his other endeavors weren’t enough. It may have something to finish with him being on the new cat version of The most significant Loser.

As a host, not a contestant.

I honestly don’t know where that cat gets the energy for so numerous projects. I mean, just look at his kitty modeling jobs from this week alone…

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Your friendly neighborhood charm addict,

Karen